Monday, February 18, 2008
So, you know how you have this little fantasy in your head of what being a grandma will look like? No? Just me? Well, due to circumstances out of my control, being a grandma, so far, has pretty much sucked. Not that I'm bitter or anything but really, seing your adorable grandbaby on a webcam every week or so is not exactly my idea of grandmothering. And the webcam idea...what kind of sadistic cad came up with THAT one? Have you ever been on a diet? Not a diet that you chose to be on but one of those "Hey, you got diverticulitits and your intestines are going to blow up and kill you if you put food in your mouth" diets. Well, picture being on that kind of diet and someone holding a sizzling, big, fat, juicy churrasco steak smothered in chimichurri sauce in front of you and saying, "don't touch, you can't have any"....Well, pretty much that is what it feels like to see my grandbaby's fat little cheeks smiling at me on a web cam...her deliciously chubby thighs just itching to be bitten...grrrr. Pray for me...please.