Monday, February 18, 2008

I'm not bitter or anything....

So, you know how you have this little fantasy in your head of what being a grandma will look like? No? Just me? Well, due to circumstances out of my control, being a grandma, so far, has pretty much sucked. Not that I'm bitter or anything but really, seing your adorable grandbaby on a webcam every week or so is not exactly my idea of grandmothering. And the webcam idea...what kind of sadistic cad came up with THAT one? Have you ever been on a diet? Not a diet that you chose to be on but one of those "Hey, you got diverticulitits and your intestines are going to blow up and kill you if you put food in your mouth" diets. Well, picture being on that kind of diet and someone holding a sizzling, big, fat, juicy churrasco steak smothered in chimichurri sauce in front of you and saying, "don't touch, you can't have any"....Well, pretty much that is what it feels like to see my grandbaby's fat little cheeks smiling at me on a web cam...her deliciously chubby thighs just itching to be bitten...grrrr. Pray for me...please.

2 comments:

Wendy said...

Kiki, saw your comment on Money Saving Mom about the Sunsilk coupon and wanted to let you know I was having the same problem with the download thing. What you have to do is sign up for the free sample and then it'll take you to a screen where you can print the coupon and it'll work. To get more than one coupon, you have to go back and sign up for more than one sample (it'll let you do that, just pick a different one each time). Hope that helps!

Anne Marie said...

so...where's the next post?
oh, and i feel your pain. E.T. style. i hope you're enjoying these few days with your precious Ariana. She's amazing.